Welcome to Aunt Without a Clue!
Hey there—welcome to Aunt Without a Clue!
Hi, I’m the aunt who thought being an aunt meant occasional babysitting and maybe buying cute onesies. Spoiler alert: it’s way more than that. Turns out, “aunthood” is equal parts comedy, chaos, and caffeine dependency.
Welcome to Aunt Without a Clue—where I openly admit I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway (with snacks as my main survival strategy).
Who Am I?
I’m the aunt who
- forgets the diaper bag but always remembers my phone charger.
- buys the loudest toy at Christmas just to see what happens (sorry, parents).
- gives ice cream right before dinner because… memories.
- learns life hacks from TikTok and pretends I invented them.
Basically, I’m not the Pinterest-perfect aunt—you won’t catch me making hand-sewn costumes or sugar-free cupcakes. I’m more of the “oops, I accidentally taught them sarcasm” kind of aunt.
What This Site Is About
This space is part survival guide, part scrapbook, and part comedy show of me learning on the job. Expect the following from this place:
- Crafts that won’t land you in glitter therapy.
- Gift ideas that make kids worship you (and parents roll their eyes).
- Kid chaos stories that’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll snort juice.
- Tips I’ve learned the hard way, so you don’t have to.
- Dog and cat aunt life, because fur babies count too.
Why I’m Here
Because every kid needs that one grown-up who’s fun, slightly irresponsible, and secretly taking mental notes for blackmail material later (“Remember when you flushed Dad’s wallet down the toilet?”).
So if you’re an aunt, uncle, or honorary relative winging it just like me—grab your coffee, buckle up, and let’s survive this gig together. Clueless, but fabulous.